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Joke of the Day

"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""

"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"

"I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote."

"Listening to ska is like a bad hand job... It's all upstrokes"

"I'm giving up on the argument... From now on I will pronounce it 'gif'."

"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"

"What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other? A three car pile-up."

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."

"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""