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Joke of the Day

"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!"

"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."

"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack (Sorry for wasting your time)"