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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."
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"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."
"What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin' Skywalker."
"Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage? I couldn't raise them"
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""
"My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole. Knock Knock. Who's there? To. To who? Actually it's 'to whom'."
"How can you tell if a Redditor is European? Don't worry, he'll tell you"