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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."
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"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"
"What kind of a friar loves philosophy? A deep friar."
"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"
"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"
"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."