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Joke of the Day
"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"
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"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."
"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"
"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."
"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""
"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."
"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."
"What does a goat have when it gives birth? A kid."
"Leonardo DiCaprisun"