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Joke of the Day

"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"

"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."

"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"

"Why would you put a laxative In pot brownies? Shits and giggles."

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."

"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"

"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."

"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."

"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."