130173

Joke of the Day

"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."

"A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend ""I did her up the arse on the first date"" the guy reveals proudly. ""no shit?"" His friend replies. ""nah, she had an enema beforehand"""

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? ""You going to eat that?"""

"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."

"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."

"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"