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Joke of the Day

"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."

"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"How do you keep an idiot with RES busy? loading..."

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"There are Three Types Of People In The World Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't!"

"What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE"

"How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !"

"The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say? Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher."