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Joke of the Day

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"

"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"Programming ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" very long pause.... ""Java."" :)"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*."

"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."

"What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start."