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Joke of the Day
"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"
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"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."
"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"
"I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment. ""Just push the button,"" he replied, ""Like you would with any other hand dryer."""
"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"
"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"