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Joke of the Day

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""you're next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Confession: I'm a fake gamer guy. This gut? Prosthetic. These shorts? Armani. Even this bag of cheetos is filled with healthy baby carrots!"

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."

"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."

"""Mayo"" is also an abbreviation for ""mayonnaise!"" Copyright 2010 Everyone on the Internet"

"Vin Diesel's full name is Vintage Dieselengine."

"FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now"