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Joke of the Day
"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"
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"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."
"The ""smoking gun"" has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke."
"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."
"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"
"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."
"Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes."
"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."