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Joke of the Day

"If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating ""Little did they know..."" over and over and over."

"Why are girls like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"

"Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them."

"*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u"

"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"Friends are like trees... Few swings with an axe and they fall down."

"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"