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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down? Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."

"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."

"Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional."

"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"

"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"

"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."

"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."