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Joke of the Day

"[taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: always"

"What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny? A block of flaps"

"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."

"where does a one legged waitress work? I-HOP"

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"

"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""