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Joke of the Day

"You can't get pregnant from sex with a condom, only from sex with a person"

"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."

"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."

"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."

"Do bakers get depressed...? Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?"

"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."

"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"

"It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet. DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face."

"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."

"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."