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Joke of the Day

"You know what's more believable than Keanu Reeves as a doctor? ANYTHING."

"Scientific name for Viagra Mycoxafloppin"

"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue"

"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"

"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"

"What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch? ""Nah-imma-stay"""

"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."

"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out."