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Joke of the Day
"You know what's more believable than Keanu Reeves as a doctor? ANYTHING."
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"I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors... It's just something I can see myself doing."
"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"
"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."
"Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares. It was a naan-issue."
"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."
"If it screams, it's not food yet"