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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to make a comedy about plumbers. It's going to be called snakes in a drain."
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"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."
"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."
"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"
"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."
"The only thing I want to ""portion control"" is my time spent at work."
"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"
"""Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"" ""LOL sir, that was a barber."" ""He was black."" ""We're sending a battleship."""