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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"
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"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."
"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"
"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""
"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."
"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""