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Joke of the Day

"Why do men carry condoms instead of women? Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"

"Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian? He becomes a *sore-sage*."

"What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin? One dead baby in five dustbins."

"Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang"

"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."

"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"

"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"

"How is it fair that if my girlfriend has sex with her brother nobody bats an eye, but if I have sex with her... I get arrested for beastality?"