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Joke of the Day
"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."
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"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"
"The two most popular gifts women receive on Valentine's Day are a box of things that make her fat and a bouquet of things she can watch die."
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."