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Joke of the Day

"TIL a man went in to have his right leg amputated but somehow they removed his left. After the mistake was corrected, he then sued but lost Judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on"

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"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"
"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."
"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."
"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"
"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."
"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"
"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"