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Joke of the Day
"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"
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"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."
"A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants... The bartender says ""Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"
"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."
"I didn't know when your wedding was because you spelled out the date and time like a goddamn medieval sorcerer."
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"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"
"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."