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Joke of the Day
"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"
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"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!"
"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."
"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."
"Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with ""I'm too drunk, you get in."""
"date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous. back to you, karen."