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Joke of the Day

"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."

"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"

"What is Rihanna's favorite song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""

"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""

"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."

"They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me."

"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"

"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. ""We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."""

"Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass."