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Joke of the Day
"My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me."
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"Why do graveyards have fences? Cause everyone's dying to get in!"
"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."
"I'm like the mafia to my son. He only contacts me when he wants money or protection."
"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"
"Why are pills white ? Because they work."
"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"
"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."