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Joke of the Day

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."

"Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics? It's a touchy subject."

"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."

"""Stay strong!"" I said to my wi-fi signal."

"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."

"I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA! EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?"

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."