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Joke of the Day
"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"
Next Joke
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."
"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."
"Sequel series to House M.D. announced Its confirmed name is ""Full House"""
"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"