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Joke of the Day

"So I've been studying up on clams lately I want to take up boxing, and I heard part of training is mussel memory."

"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."

"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."

"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."

"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"

"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"

"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"

"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."

"yo mamma so fat she sat on her ipod and made it an ipad"