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Joke of the Day

"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"

"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."

"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."

"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""

"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."

"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"