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Joke of the Day

"What comes in little cans? Red Bull and Priests."

"Did you here about the funny looking desert font? They call it comic sands"

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!"

"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"