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Joke of the Day
"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"
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"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."
"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"
"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"
"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."