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Joke of the Day

"I just want free gold. But what would i use it for teehee"

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"What's the hardest thing about scout camp? No, not your scout master's dick, but choosing what to wear in his tent."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"

"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"

"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press one?"" I don't remember much after that."