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Joke of the Day

"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"

"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."

"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"

"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"

"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."

"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."

"Why do all dads have huge dicks? Because the kids have tiny hands."

"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."