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Joke of the Day
"Why do all dads have huge dicks? Because the kids have tiny hands."
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"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"
"Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents."
"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""
"I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face"
"My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk."
"Is Kevin James the only Flintstones character who has actually come to life?"
"Manslaughter: The sound a man makes when laughing."
"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."