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Joke of the Day
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."
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"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""
"Worry: a waste of imagination."
"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"
"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"
"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"
"I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors. It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white"