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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect changed ""panic attack"" to ""pancake attack"" and now I'm hysterical AND hungry."
Next Joke
"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."
"I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers."
"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""
"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"
"*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever"
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."
"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."