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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."
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"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."
"What's the difference between little girls and wine? Wine gets better as it gets older"
"I'm coming down the home stretch of the semester... its getting tough, my work is starting to pile up faster then the rape allegations against Bill Cosmy"
"This is how bad immigration is getting. I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was ""Visa?"" The fucking twat ran off!"
"What Did The Muslim Terminator Say? Allah Be Back."