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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."

"probably the best joke rn your face..."

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"

"A proctologist walks into a bar Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day."

"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."

"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."

"The rotation of Earth always makes my day. Makes my night too."

"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""

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"So many boys, such little minds. "