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Joke of the Day
"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"
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"What does Santa and Hackers have in common? They both steal cookies ;)"
"'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries."
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"
"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."