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Joke of the Day
"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"
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"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"
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"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."
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"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
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"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"