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Joke of the Day

"This year's most overused TV line: ""It's complicated."" It means absolutely nothing."

"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."

"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."

"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"

"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"

"When does a guy turn into a gay? When something's bent on top of U"

"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"

"Somebody told me that rum and coke wasn't the answer to my problems. I told them that it might not be the answer, but it was certainly a solution."

"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."