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Joke of the Day
"When someone spaces out their ""ha ha ha's"" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice"
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"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."
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"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."
"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."
"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."
"I gave a Republican an IQ test... He rolled it up and tried to shoot me in the dick with it."
"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."
"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"