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Joke of the Day

"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"

"Sometimes I take my pet skunk to department stores and let him spray himself all over the perfume girls."

"My very attractive doctor told me I had to stop masturbating ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."

"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"

"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."

"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"

"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."