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Joke of the Day
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows"
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"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."
"What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish? A pan....duh"
"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."
"Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today..."
"What is ISIS's favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading"
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."
"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."
"I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her."
"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."