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Joke of the Day

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."

"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"

"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."

"Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer..."

"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"

"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."

"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."