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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"
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"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."
"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
"Does your wife know you're single?"
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"
"There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx"