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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
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"A guy at work fell into our upholstery machine a week ago Don't worry, he's fully re-covered"
"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""
"Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"Where does the time go?"
"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""
"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."
"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"
"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"