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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."

"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Q: Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other ""Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"" A: The other replies ""That was no piccolo that was my fife."""

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"(My 99 y/o Jewish grandma told me this joke tonight and I have never heard it before) - ""Why was Abraham Lincoln Jewish?"" Because he was shot in the temple."

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them."

"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."

"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."

"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."