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"optimists don't jack off... ...they jack on"
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"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
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"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."
"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."
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