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Joke of the Day

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."

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"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"
"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"
"What do hillbillys do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"
"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."
"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."
"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
"I hate when I think of a great tweet and discover someone did it already. It's like that time I invented the wheelbarrow."