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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did one tomato say to the other? A: Catch up."

"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"

"When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan. It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke"

"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."

"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."

"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"

"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."