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Joke of the Day
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
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"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."
"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."
"Why did the palm tree win the plant race? It was the first to Sago."
"The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies"
"What do Nate Diaz and Jaime Lannister have in common? They're both Kingslayers and fuck their sisters."
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist.. typical lying Mexican."
"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."
"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."