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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"[Hostage situation] Um I don't want to be ""that hostage"", but I just want to let you know I have a gluten allergy."

"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."