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Joke of the Day

"With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown"

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!! ...when you are really sick"

"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."

"My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole"

"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."

"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."

"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."

"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""